Blogging Troubs

I'm not sure why I can't be consistent when posting things. I have lots to say, I just don't get around to it! Here's a little humor for your day instead. I did these for Devotions today at work. I didn't come up with them myself, just borrowed from various humorous websites.

Here are some actual statements and writings of children as they try to deal with God, the Bible and life:
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
A lie is a sin and an abomination in the sight of God, but a very present help in trouble.
Four men came carrying a parable on a bed.
The end of the world will mark a turning point in everyone's life.
Lay not up for yourselves trousers on earth.

Q: Explain the phrase 'the quick and the dead'.
A: The quick is the man that got out of the way.

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service. 'And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.'

A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end. 'And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail'.